

Jimmy John’s work shirt… I don’t even… I guess I make the world’s best sandwiches? That’s kinda lame
Unicorns and rainbows? Um … I shoot a beam that makes people a ridiculously happy QUILTBAG virgin? Either that or I can...
I have a shirt that says ‘Air’ on it. I have airy powers.
Rainbow plaid… I have dyke superpowers
Wearing my Koffin Kats shirt. FUCK. YEAH.
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Boba Fett bitches!!!!!!!
hmm, mine has a cat on it…catwoman…shit.
A Queen band shirt. DOES THAT MEAN I GET FREDDIE MERCURY’S VOICE?!
I now have the power to raise the dead. Bring it, bitches.
Um. I now have the powers of pea-green chanille. I can…get shorter and fatter with time?
HAVE KINGDOM HEARTS KEYBLADE POWERS!!!!!
I have an avengers shirt on so are my powers their powers?
I HAVE A FLASH SHIRT ON! HAHAHA!! YEEEEES!!!
I’m wearing a drug rug. I HAVE DRUG SUPERPOWERS. I blink and suddenly everyone is super high
I have…. fish on my shirt. So I have the power of me. And also the word “Bangkok”.
I’m…Moshtradamus? Fuck this is awesome
I’m wearing my Superman T-Shirt :’) i just laughed far too much.
I’m purple. Great.
KAPPA KAPPA PSI. SUPER Band Geek. Does that mean I’m an awesome musician or a great volunteer?
So I’m a werewolf now? I’ll take that.
I now have the power of… grey. Huh. Lame.
I’m wearing an “Umbrella Corparation, Raccoon City” Staff shirt…....be scared of my Zombie...
Starwars :3 fuck yea the force!
I have powers based on WICKED :D
I have the power to hug a tree. |:
My shirt is the color of mud…. mudman. that’s just great
I now have the power to give things alternating pink, white, grey, and black stripes. Eat your heart out, Martha...
I’m wearing a shirt from Relay for Life so I guess I have super cancer fighting powers?
MARIO AND LUIGI.
Reblogging SOLELY because I am wearing my Shaun of the Dad zombie killers shirt, ergo ZOMBIE POWERS ACTIVATE.
I can apparently control rainbows. AWWW YEAH.
I’m not wearing a shirt. What powers do boobs give me?
the goonies one eyed skull willie
SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GUISS, I am Perry the Platypus! So stoked. :]
It’s my sorority letters in my sorority colors… ?